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    • ALvarez with a CLUTCH HR to win the game.
  • 8/19/12
  • glassers
Gee Alvy , we agree on this one . It was a clutch hit !!!
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  • 8/19/12
  • IHateThisTeam

Don't forget about Keli. She cheered through the 19th. Pffttt... winter ball... the man would have to be crazy to leave a loyal lady like her

c

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  • 8/19/12
  • GolfingBucco

From the Patriot

"Winter Ball isn't played by just those single players without children"

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  • 8/19/12
  • kinger87
Oh she's a trooper! Thought maybe there was a chance her and Cutch's girl might kiss during the celebration...oh well they did in my mind!
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  • 8/19/12
  • keithconto
Bout time.
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  • 8/19/12
  • IHateThisTeam

In my mind, Anna Benson was a vendor and spilled ice cold water and cheesy nachos on all involved...

c

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  • 8/19/12
  • kinger87
Haha couldnt be done anyway...hadn't left the couch since the top of the first so I was holding tight lol...
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  • 8/19/12
  • kinger87
Anna Benson! Dam wonder what shes up to these days?? You know since Kris has been irrelevant since early this century...
Edited 8/19/12   by  kinger87
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  • 8/19/12
  • keithconto
Doing baseball teams ???
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  • 8/19/12
  • GolfingBucco
A pole I would imagine.
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  • 8/19/12
  • kinger87
Awww good for her!
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  • 8/19/12
  • GolfingBucco
Kris served her divorce papers last month according to wiki, so she might be back on the pole, I was just joking. I hope this doesn't offend anyone, but the chances of marrying a stripper and having that turn out well for you are probably close to 0%.
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  • 8/19/12
  • mthtrains
Thank you Pedro. Your home run this evening has to be the biggest hit of the years for the Pirates. I'm hoping the momentum from this win will carry us into the playoffs. Wandy, your picthing tonight has earn you a reprieve from a flight out of the Burg.
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  • 8/19/12
  • kinger87

Soooooo you're saying my relationship with Trixie Glitter is destined for failure?! HOW DARE YOU SIR!

She's a nice lady!

Edited 8/19/12   by  kinger87
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  • 8/19/12
  • GolfingBucco
I can't say anything without sticking my foot in my mouth, sorry, I'm sure you and Miss Glitter will be the exception.
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  • 8/19/12
  • kinger87
Ughhh...the relationship seemed promising! She even said she wanted to get into acting in the San Fernando Valley! I guess its the new Hollywood or something...
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  • 8/19/12
  • GolfingBucco
What a coincidence, I was offered a job as a fluffer at a studio in the San Fernando Valley, my agent advised against it and when I asked him what a fluffer was, he couldn't stop laughing, so I gave show business and became a golfer. Now I'm a washed up Grocer, should have took that fluffer job probably.
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  • 8/19/12
  • kinger87

Hahaha! I should be embarassed to know what a Fluffer is, but thats hilarious...You must have nice, supple, soft hands!

Nonsense! You're helping feed this great country in your profession! A fluffer only feeds lust and immoral thinking to the masses!

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