I guess we won't be signing him after all.

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/ex-yankee-bust-pavano-reportedly-hurt-shoveling-snow-article-1.1247856

We already signed our free agent this year.

Your wife knew.

Don't go. Do you not know how to read?

I can't believe I'm defending him, but I don't think saz plays for "that team". We have Phil Dumbphy who is pretty shameless about it and stinkypinky who's a transvestitie in love with Wally, but I think saz is a traditional family guy.

I know he doesn't. He's married and has a kid. But the joke was very tempting.

heavy flow day

I guess that is called busting a gut. Maybe a minor league deal at this rate.

True. Why was Duda moving furniture? How do you rupture a spleen slipping on some ice?

Did someone punch a wall or get in a fight? Was someone in a car wreck in unusual circumstances?