*tossed the crystal ball out the window*

Its what happens when you call a game
Your crystal ball makes you feel the shame
Tonight had potential, then got as bad as it gets
No more predictions and no more bets
And no more of a bullpen that is so lame

Edgin needs to take a LV trip, I do believe.

Matt goes for us tonight
Him on the mound is a beautiful sight
And Buck behind the plate
He's also an excellent teammate
Maybe the team will put up a better fight

I didn't think we would get the win
Then we tied it and up came Spin
In the tenth with the bases full
Spin hit the ball with some heavy pull

The ball flew high out toward right
It was a grand slam that ended the night
Buck hit Spin with a pie in the nose
Been better off if he gave him a rose

Thought he was gonna knock Spin out. Gawd, take it easy Monster Man

Buck doesn't know his own strengths
He's very tough, and hard
He would go to great lengths
To hit the ball out of the yard

He's already passed our other catchers
in homeruns, and more
By now they're probably bird watchers
While Buck's slamming the door

...hope it last all season

We want more pie!
It's been a long time
Maybe a win they might wanna try
Hey you wanna vodka with a twist of lime?

All this losing is boring!

*you thought you were gonna let this be buried all
the way in the back, eh?*

Don't know how much more to take
Watching these teams continue to rake
An error here, a strikeout there
We can't find our hitters anywhere

The bullpen should be sent out on a rail
Sandys big plan is starting to fail
A few players we have that are real
The rest come next year should get no deal

Had to take a break from anything Mets, pathetic arghhhhhhhhhh

I know......off topic

I wonder where lifer's been
His yankees are not failing to win
No matter how old and banged up
They'll probably get the playoff cup
Us, we'll probably again be left in the bin

Had to go in the basement to find this.

After these two Marlins games its hard to find something to rhyme. So for tonight I give you what I think :-)

pathetic
disgusting
sickening
depressing
unbelievable
whiffle and nerf ball players (my apologies to the toddlers)
little league (my apologies to the kiddies)

And those are my good thoughts.
Maybe tomorrow I can come up with a rhyme. Need an APB on Lifer, Haven't seen him in a bit. Hows you doing? LGM blah blah blah

Sigh...same old, same old - He actually posted today on facebook....he's still poking away, I guess! (poking...pokering...whatever)

My exact feelings on our team....what are we to do?

We got a win, so heres a rhyme
Valdy did good, homered right on time
Although justice will take you for a spin
Gee pitched lousy and got the win

Hefner pitched great and had to lose
That justice thing will turn some screws
Now to Atlanta they must go
Hope they don't really b*ow

As for the team... I'm SICK of Davis for one. Send him down, trade him, do something. I don't have the patience to wait for him to start hitting after the ASB, its way too late by then. Theres way too many negatives to talk about .... sooooooo, my Mama always told me, ain't got nuttin nice to say, don't say nuttin. So I ain't sayin' nuttin :-)

That's 2 for Hefner so far
He's pitching like a real star
But he gets no support
Maybe Terry the plan should abort
And take the boys out to a bar

Terry is a good clubhouse guy
But on the field he seems to ask why
Lost in the game or just doesn't know
We haven't much talent, this I know

But still little faith I have in him
He seems to help to put us on a limb
We need someone with smoke and fire
I have an idea who I'd like for them to hire

I hope I'm wrong, but, I think the Atlanta series is going to be very painful.

All would be well if we could just hit the ball
And not have to go to an early bullpen, that dreaded call
Sometimes it's like pulling teeth
Then we have to hear it from Keith
It's not easy when your back's up against the wall

I hope you're wrong too...

The captain came through like we knew he could
Hit the ball so far they're checking his wood
Then all the Mets stepped up their game
Tonite the fans are feeling no shame

Like Met said, we can to bat
Hitting homers and all that
Don't know why Terry brings Lyon in
Seems sometimes he doesn't want to win

But tonight we won it by long ball
Extra innings and we didn't fall
So lets enjoy it while we can
Lets see tomorrow who's the man

Outside of Lyon, they pulled this one out pretty good. I was wrong for game 1, lets hope I keep being wrong.

He's like a lion that doesn't roar
Like a snake who doesn't bite
Gives up runs...like four
The team will never see the light

And Rice hasn't started yet to cook
But Familia was like a chef
We'll have to get a better look
To see if they have many innings left

I hope you're wrong, wrong and wrong!

Tonight, no game due to rain
No ground we can gain
It will be a bore
Maybe tomorrow we will shut the door
So we could feel a little less pain

What happened last night
Old Niese just wasn't right
Thats 3 or 4 not pitched good
Nothing like I thought he would

But the REAL DEAL goes against the Sox
To their bats he'll apply the locks
A shame he's the only starter we got
You know it cause he's always hot

Niese is working himself into a Gee level. Not good.

Niese is good, and then he's bad
He's consistent that way
With him it's hard to get mad
Cuz his next start, he's gonna be otay!

Watch....I bet you a dollar.....