Its what happens when you call a gameYour crystal ball makes you feel the shameTonight had potential, then got as bad as it getsNo more predictions and no more betsAnd no more of a bullpen that is so lame
Edgin needs to take a LV trip, I do believe.
I didn't think we would get the winThen we tied it and up came SpinIn the tenth with the bases fullSpin hit the ball with some heavy pull
The ball flew high out toward rightIt was a grand slam that ended the nightBuck hit Spin with a pie in the noseBeen better off if he gave him a rose
Thought he was gonna knock Spin out. Gawd, take it easy Monster Man
Buck doesn't know his own strengthsHe's very tough, and hardHe would go to great lengthsTo hit the ball out of the yard
He's already passed our other catchersin homeruns, and moreBy now they're probably bird watchersWhile Buck's slamming the door
...hope it last all season
We want more pie!It's been a long timeMaybe a win they might wanna tryHey you wanna vodka with a twist of lime?
All this losing is boring!
*you thought you were gonna let this be buried allthe way in the back, eh?*
Don't know how much more to takeWatching these teams continue to rakeAn error here, a strikeout thereWe can't find our hitters anywhere
The bullpen should be sent out on a railSandys big plan is starting to failA few players we have that are realThe rest come next year should get no deal
Had to take a break from anything Mets, pathetic arghhhhhhhhhh
I know......off topic
I wonder where lifer's beenHis yankees are not failing to winNo matter how old and banged upThey'll probably get the playoff cupUs, we'll probably again be left in the bin
Had to go in the basement to find this.
After these two Marlins games its hard to find something to rhyme. So for tonight I give you what I think :-)
patheticdisgustingsickeningdepressingunbelievablewhiffle and nerf ball players (my apologies to the toddlers)little league (my apologies to the kiddies)
And those are my good thoughts. Maybe tomorrow I can come up with a rhyme. Need an APB on Lifer, Haven't seen him in a bit. Hows you doing? LGM blah blah blah
Sigh...same old, same old - He actually posted today on facebook....he's still poking away, I guess! (poking...pokering...whatever)
My exact feelings on our team....what are we to do?
We got a win, so heres a rhymeValdy did good, homered right on timeAlthough justice will take you for a spinGee pitched lousy and got the win
Hefner pitched great and had to loseThat justice thing will turn some screwsNow to Atlanta they must goHope they don't really b*ow
As for the team... I'm SICK of Davis for one. Send him down, trade him, do something. I don't have the patience to wait for him to start hitting after the ASB, its way too late by then. Theres way too many negatives to talk about .... sooooooo, my Mama always told me, ain't got nuttin nice to say, don't say nuttin. So I ain't sayin' nuttin :-)
That's 2 for Hefner so farHe's pitching like a real starBut he gets no supportMaybe Terry the plan should abortAnd take the boys out to a bar
Terry is a good clubhouse guyBut on the field he seems to ask whyLost in the game or just doesn't knowWe haven't much talent, this I know
But still little faith I have in himHe seems to help to put us on a limbWe need someone with smoke and fireI have an idea who I'd like for them to hire
I hope I'm wrong, but, I think the Atlanta series is going to be very painful.
All would be well if we could just hit the ballAnd not have to go to an early bullpen, that dreaded callSometimes it's like pulling teethThen we have to hear it from KeithIt's not easy when your back's up against the wall
I hope you're wrong too...
Like Met said, we can to batHitting homers and all thatDon't know why Terry brings Lyon inSeems sometimes he doesn't want to win
But tonight we won it by long ballExtra innings and we didn't fallSo lets enjoy it while we canLets see tomorrow who's the man
Outside of Lyon, they pulled this one out pretty good. I was wrong for game 1, lets hope I keep being wrong.
He's like a lion that doesn't roarLike a snake who doesn't biteGives up runs...like fourThe team will never see the light
And Rice hasn't started yet to cookBut Familia was like a chefWe'll have to get a better lookTo see if they have many innings left
I hope you're wrong, wrong and wrong!
Tonight, no game due to rainNo ground we can gainIt will be a boreMaybe tomorrow we will shut the doorSo we could feel a little less pain
What happened last nightOld Niese just wasn't rightThats 3 or 4 not pitched goodNothing like I thought he would
But the REAL DEAL goes against the SoxTo their bats he'll apply the locksA shame he's the only starter we gotYou know it cause he's always hot
Niese is working himself into a Gee level. Not good.
Niese is good, and then he's badHe's consistent that wayWith him it's hard to get madCuz his next start, he's gonna be otay!
Watch....I bet you a dollar.....