How about Dickey/Duda To Royals for Wil Myers and then trade him to Florida with Familia/Mejia for Stanton? Feel free to tweak it a little but it might be a good deal for everybody.
"Why would the Marlins do this?"
Perhaps because.... they are the Marlins? But yes the idea is ridiculous.
So, let me get this straight....just trying to follow your train of thought here....the Royals get Dickey and Duda for Myers, who the Mets then flip to the Marlin along with Familia and Mejia for Stanton.....
Ok...the Mets give up FIVE players for Stanton, including the CURRENT NL CY YOUNG WINNER and one of the top prospects in the Royals' farm system as well as two of our own mid-level prospects....AND ALL WE GET BACK IS STANTON?????
Yeah, you deserve to be mocked for this one. This is the type of thing even Omar Minaya wouldn't do.