I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

I SWEAR!

JUMPIN NOW!

WHY CAN'T OUR CLOSER NOT PITCH EVERY GAME?!?!?!?!?!

I GIVE UP!

JUMP SHIP!

We haven't won a game since Wednesday. Season is over!!!

Jump quick, Okie needs something soft to land on.

We've lost 18 freakin' games.
I'm outta here!!!!

PREVIOUS YEARS STATS DONT MATTER AT ALL!!! WHY DO WE KEEP STATS!?!?!?

NEED MORE SPEED!!!

Our record means nothing at this point. We should jump now to avoid disappointment.

JUMP! BOGGS! MARTE!!! GLOBAL WARMING!!!!!!

Molina is a lazy bum who won't run. DFA him before it's too late!!!

THIS TEAM HAS SO MANY PROBLEMS!!

NEED SPEED!!!

OUR OFFENSE IS STREAKY!!

DEFENSE IS AWFUL!!

WHY IS THIS TEAM SO BAD?!?!?!?!!!!

We only have the best record in baseball by TWO LITTLE GAMES!!!!!

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED

TWO GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMES!

SO MANY OTHER TEAMS ARE MORE PREPARED THAN WE!!!

WHY CANT WE STEAL MORE BASES!!

WHY??????????? WHY I SAY???????????

this team can't ever come from behind or win in extras. DOOOOOOOMMMEEDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!

Westbrook is coming back to the rotation. OMG!!! We should just plan for the offseason now.

Holliday NEVER gets clutch hits!!

It was a meaningless game--HAW!

Jump Sheep !!!!!!

WHY HAVEN'T WE TRADED SOME OF THESE PITCHERS!!!!

DOOOOOOOOOOOMED!

WE NEED HOLES TO FILL!

AAAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!