I put a John Axford poster on my bedroom door, but now it won't close.

I tried to use a coupon at the store with John Axford on it, but I didn't save anything.

After John Axford threw his last MLB pitch, he was hired at McDonald's. On the night he was scheduled to close, that McDonald's suddenly became a 24 hour restaurant.

I was dog sitting four dogs one day, but there was no possible way I could walk four of them so I had John Axford come over and help me, and he did it with no problem.

John Axford failed as a bartender because he couldn't close the bar.

Jim Sinicki
Hey Mike. Do us all a favor an take off the brewers shirt in your profile pic, it's pretty obvious you're not really a fan. Be upset that ax and the bullpen blew another one... Fine, I think we all are. And be upset about this year because
again, I think we all are. But Christ dude get over yourself. Being behind a computer doesn't make you a tough guy. It makes you a <pussy. Yes, ax is having a bad year, but don't forget he's had two VERY good years before 2012.

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lol, Ax still has his loyal followers. Yeah I shouldn't criticize a guy making a living off pitching like <!----><!---->

Isn't that Closewrigley?

Amazing how he also plays the tough guy card he criticizes you for!

Nothing like calling someone a <pussy over the internet when calling them out for being an "internet tough guy"

The name did seem familar.

Honestly, if you're a fan of this team right now and you're not incredibly <pissed off with how poor the bullpen has been, you're probably on the Brewers payroll.

Oh yeah, that is him!!!

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looper pooper lol

He was the one who came up with that?

I thought Water came up with that. He sure said it a lot.

BOO!

That's a cheap knockoff of MY "catchphrase" of "Super Duper Pooper Scooper Looper!" (which by the way I stole from someone else)...

If there's ever a mikeIN shrine...that will posted over the threshold

I believe so. I think it was in a blog post or something.

Axford's kid isn't his because he couldn't close the deal with the wife.

Looks like I've been banned from his facebook, I've been ripping on him for months though, almost surprised it took this long

Plain and simple , John Axford IS a joke , one of many played on Brewer fans in 2012 . Axford needs to be gone in 2013 .

Players like roadbeef with Axford legs...they never close.

What??

LOL

And to think of that "big deal of a commercial" where he is closing everything...

That was closewrigley. He is so freaking dumb. Do us a favor and take off your Brewers shirt? I hope closewrigley does us a favor and keeps his shirt on!