Today, live from the Keg, your beloved Milwaukee Brewers take on the 1st place Pittsburgh Pirates.

Pitching for Milwaukee is Yovanni Goyardo. Pitching for the Pirates is shrinking violet AJ Burnett.

Good luck, AJ and go Pittsburgh!

Brewers Batting Order:

RF - Aoki
CF - Flush
LF - Steroid gobbler
3B - Lazy
1B - Hartichoke
2B - Wicky Reeks
C - Short Swinger
SS - Jeff Bianchi

After the game Izturis had yesterday and then Ransom had the day before...RR benches both...UNBELIEVABLE!

Lineup for the Pirates who are in 1st place:

LF - 1st place Drew Sutton
2B - Sweet swinging Neal Walker
CF - 2012 NL MVP
RF - Garbage
1B - Best Brewer 3B ever sigh
3B - Alvarez
C - Barajas
SS - Loon Capital of the World

Goyardo loses his no-hitter two batters in to the 1st place Pirates

Psh, Reds will be in 1st to stay before long. Too bad I bought a Morgan tshirt last year. The Brewers have never won when I wore it, so I'm wearing it because eventually they have to win!

hey a leadoff double.

Thank you McGehee for being a statue at 1st

hey I can actually post today! Go Brewers!

Congratulations...da..mn it Ryan Braun choked.

Ramirez choked. We really put up a big fight that inning.

well, can easily say Braun and Ramirez looked completely lost at the plate.

Wow Morgan did something semi useful and Braun couldn't come through.

The good thing about Yo pitching today means he can't pitch vs the Cards, woo!

well he wasted an out in the first inning with a bunt

Haha yeah I guess so. However with a runner on 3rd and 1 out you generally would think Braun would come through and that would be a run.

Can't do it every time. I didn't expect him to look overmatched by Burnett though.

Sell

stranded runner after stranded runner...

what else is new?

Yes.

Wait for it...













Call the hookers

Flying bat!

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