I dont' knwo what the <hell is going on right now but I know my night started with sam adams in honor or boston which was really bad but I dank some other shit and the next thing i know some chick brings me back to my room and ends my night of fun.

I was at a bar in Eau Claire yesterday that had 12 New Belgium beers on tap. I guess I looked excited enough about the choices that this one older guy kept glancing at me. I noticed it and felt a little weird, then he buys me another of the 10% ABV's I was drinking and I felt really weird. He looked at me and I said thanks and then he said, "no, thank you". I was dumbfounded and then he came over and said there will be more guys like him a little later .

I then noticed the New Belgium jacket he was wearing and it turned it that he was one of the suits from the actual brewery. I guess he was setting up a meeting with his regional sales people according to the bartender. Then, I got a free snifter glass.

The Livery

Drinking a lot of Ale Asylum beer. Good stuff if you like IPAs.
Actually pretty trashed. I've been drinking since 3:00.

Founders Porter. It rated at 100 on beer advocate or some site like that but it's not that much better than other porters I've had including Boulevard Brewing from KC. I'll take Coors over that and it's much less expensive.

I don't like porters. Some love'em, I hate 'em.

ROOT?

GINGER HAMMER BEER

MAY-BE FIST THREAT TO.

http://www.buttoningmyjeans.com/2011/05/making-peace-with-inner-fat-girl.html

Drinking Bitter America tonight by 21st Amendment Brewery. Solid San Francisco beer that doesn't taste ghey at all. It is bitter but good and lacks the bitter beer face that Keystone was famous for mocking. I'm happy with this extra pale ale.

Orange Shandy by Leinies. Taste like orange tang in beer.

Went to some Maifest thing at a local brewery for their Maibock release. Decent beer, not anything to brag about. I left when it started to...

SNOW.

For the first time ever, I found South Shore Brewery beer in southern Wisconsin!
Best Nut Brown ever.

I need to buy a bunch of canned beer to take up north with me in two weeks so I can fish plowed.

I surprisingly don't often drink & fish, but the last time I did I caught a nice sized walleye (I never fish for walleye) and a huge <sucker.
So add fishing to the list of things I do better when drunk.
Fishing
Shooting pool
Darts
Bowling
Tweeting
Driving
Driving while Tweeting
Raping
Raping while Tweeting