I stop the game and fast forward through his at bats.
Today I went to get something to drink and fast forwarded too far and missed Ross's at bat resulting in the shocking disbelief that HE might have actually homered.
But I was quickly brought back to reality and saw that things were still as they have long been; Uggla was still the Mighty Casey and had struck out, Ross had homered.
They have Reed Johnson now, who is hitting over.300, who can play good defense in the outfield. They have Martin Prado hitting over .300 who is a better fielder at second than Uggla, and is hitting over .300.
So why can't that change be made? Is it such an insult to bench Dan Uggla, who presents no more of a offensive threat than a fairly good hitting pitcher right now.
A puzzling situation.