Since the current cast of characters obviously has no talent and no pride, let's replace them with the Redhawks! They couldn't possibly do much worse. I am totally disgusted with this team. What an embarassment to the city. They are so bad right now, I can't stomach to watch them for very long. Astros are the new Pittsburgh Pirates. Unfortunately, there is no light at the end of the tunnel. Just wait until they move to the AL. Three straight 100 loss seaons is not out of the question, probably more.

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ROFL.

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"Astros are the new Pittsburgh Pirates"
52-40? 2 of the best pitching prospects in the game? I'll take it!

Replacing the Astros with the Redhawks would be an awful move. Have you seen their rotation?

Never thought I'd do this but:

ROTFLMAO !!!!!

Rock on.

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