You guys have some kind of postman pact going or something? You have a COMPETITOR on this side of the river:

As The Entity Upstairs is my Witness, I'm telling the truth. The mailman knocked on the door today. The guy was wearing shorts.

I look down, and what do I see?

That's right.

SHMG, I see one tat on each of his legs.

One leg had the Steelers logo.

The other had The Guins. Both about the same size as yours. I've got the pics to prove it, too. I just have to figure how this new phone I bought works.

Of course, I had to ask- "Where's your BUCCOS' logo?"

He just smiled.
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Since I still subscribe to the Pittsburgh Business Times, he said he wondered who was from the Burgh.

I asked him if he was, too?

"No," he said. "I'm from CALIFORNIA. I just like the Steelers and Pens." (Must be from SAN DIEGO. Didn't ask.)

I can't help but to think- that if we take it all this year, he's going to have to grow a third leg.

Well, I guess you solved the riddle of where his Pirates tat is. On his middle leg.

I know it wasn't directed towards me but I have all three and wear them proudly. Oddly enough the BUCCO gets the most compliments.

Most times it just says "P". But unfurls to "Pirates" when he gets excited.

Haha.

First time I've ever met my mailman, but I have to hand it to him. At least he has the good sense NOT to get a Pitt tat. ;)

Why would a guy from California live in Delaware?

It "unfurls"?

Mine says: WELCOME TO JAMAICA, HAVE A NICE DAY!!!

LOL!!!

Umm thats "Pirates are the best team in the world" But maybe thats just me and mine.

It must be just you. Because mine says:

"Punxsutawney Phil loves the Pirates from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania."

When I'm sleeping it says PPPPP.

Tax free shopping.

I noticed that you didn't ask why a guy from PA would live here. ;)

Tax free shopping is the secret, eh? But to move from California for that?

Starbucks on Freedom Rd at 9 if you are interested.

I'm going to try to make it but I have one more part of this project I'm doing that I have to finish up. I'm waiting for some paint to dry as I type this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQEwJdhfddk

Thanks. I wish I had the last two minutes of my life back.

Ha ha! I just shared that link with a buddy from work the other day, when he spoke about HATING Delaware.

I've never seen Wayne's World, just bits and pieces.