Braves will go 8-2 in Monday games for the second half.

:D

Uggla will have 8-10 HRs in the next 25 games following the break.

Chipper will get hit.

I like that one!

Peter Moylan will be in the bullpen by August 1st.

"Chipper will get hit."

...by a pitch from Carlos Zambrano, leading to our mammoth-forearmed second baseman placing Z in a headlock until he finally whimpers "Chipper is my daddy" ?

Best one yet.

McCann will hit .350 in Sept. With 10 hr and 35 rbi

Jorge Constanza will be named Grand Potentate of the Earth.

Jack Wilson will not only play Gold Glove caliber defense, but also hit 300 with 5 hrs until Simmons comes back.

The Braves will play sometimes good and sometimes bad baseball, get the last Wild Card spot with about 87 wins, lose that game 3-2, let Bourn go, extend a declining McCann, waste Uggla's last productive season, and play .500 baseball for the next 7 years before moving the team to Utah and renaming the team The Salt Lake Dalemurphies.

Utah? You're just making stuff up now.

You have 5,555 posts. Make a wish.

If he said Montana, I would have believed him.

My bold prediction is that there will be the most minimal difference in winning percentage between games started by Simmons and games started by Wilson/Pastornicky/etc. at SS.

Good call.

OK, made it.

Uggla will go on a hot streak; Tyler Pastornicky will hit .300 and play good defense until Simmons comes back. McCann will hit over .350 the second half.

Chipper will play great baseball and be asked to return next year.

Jair Jurrjens will win 10 games in the second half.

Ben Sheets will be great for the Braves and win 7 games in the second half.

Tommy Hanson will win 20 games for the season with 10 victories in the second half

Jonny Venters will play in the minors until he gets back in time to help the Braves win the division.

Sean Gilmartin will come up and win a vital game and be sent back to the minors.

Jason Heyward will put everything together and come up with 25 homers, 90 RBIs and a .290 Batting Average with 20 steals.

Andrelton Simmons will come back in late August and play excellent defense while hitting .320.

and the team will win 110 games.....

And eddiejoost will post a thread called "If Braves Keeping Winning, They Could Do Good"

Geez, man. You are whipping a dead horse. Why can't you quit criticizing me? You are the worst poster on the board and you criticize others. Like I said Pat Harrington Jr. would be ashamed of you.