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General - A NEW RULE TO HELP MANNY RAMIREZ: (1 views)

From:	lenmons	5/6/2004 11:19 am
To:	ALL	(1 of 496)

75786.1

pitchers may no longer throw the ball "overhand" to manny, they
must either toss it gently "underhand" or better yet, roll it to the plate.

manny is very sensitve and we dont want to upset him with the more traditional
"scary pitching".

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From:	lenmons	5/6/2004 11:35 am
To:	lenmons	(2 of 496)

75786.2 in reply to 75786.1

also...

if you've offended manny with an underhand pitch thrown
over the inside of the plate, immediatley yourself from the game
and begin a hand written apology from the club house -

thanks!

Edited 5/18/2004 6:12 pm ET by moderator

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From:	stillluv46	5/6/2004 11:38 am
To:	lenmons	(3 of 496)

75786.3 in reply to 75786.2

LMAO That hysterical. He is a big puss though isnt he

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From:	lenmons	5/6/2004 11:50 am
To:	lenmons	(9 of 496)

75786.9 in reply to 75786.1

also,

manny is highly allergic to grass. when the red sox visit your stadium,
we ask that you replace your natural grass with a synthetic alternative.
again, manny is HIGHLY allergic, and has been known to occasionally
sneeze in its presence.

thanks!

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From:	iceman4618	5/6/2004 11:50 am
To:	lenmons	(10 of 496)

75786.10 in reply to 75786.8

Heaven forbid a dust particle from the ball clog manny's nose. He might get sinusitis. What ever will he do then?

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From:	InnoZence	5/6/2004 11:51 am
To:	lenmons	(11 of 496)

75786.11 in reply to 75786.8

Oh this was too funny. Thanks for the laugh today. It made my morning!

Maria

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From:	mythreesons	5/6/2004 11:52 am
To:	iceman4618	(12 of 496)

75786.12 in reply to 75786.10

Go have drinks with Enrique Wilson?

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From:	lenmons	5/6/2004 11:55 am
To:	iceman4618	(13 of 496)

75786.13 in reply to 75786.10

too true!

if manny's nose happens to become clogged during the course
of a game, all play must be immediately posponed and manny
shall receive immediate medical attention until such time that
the episode wanes. at such time, game play shall be permitted to continue,
however manny will not participate, but rather be excused to H0OTERS for
lunch to be paid for by the new york yankees, regardless of which city manny happens to be in.

thanks!

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From:	lenmons	5/6/2004 11:56 am
To:	InnoZence	(14 of 496)

75786.14 in reply to 75786.11

im glad youre laughing! just dont laugh at manny
because he's very sensitve to that sort of thing.

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From:	number02fan	5/6/2004 12:00 pm
To:	ALL	(15 of 496)

75786.15 in reply to 75786.12

When pitching to Manny, if he hits a homerun DO NOT get mad when he stands there and admires it for 5 minutes. Afterall, Damon says Manny has earned that right.

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From:	iceman4618	5/6/2004 12:03 pm
To:	lenmons	(17 of 496)

75786.17 in reply to 75786.13

When Manny is the victim of an errant, or "brushback" pitch that he takes offense to, all players on both teams shall attack the pitcher. Coaches included. The savage beating will only stop when said pitcher agrees to buy manny a house in Cabo, a bentley, and 3 mail order brides to do mannys "dirty deed"

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From:	lenmons	5/6/2004 12:04 pm
To:	number02fan	(18 of 496)

75786.18 in reply to 75786.15

yes!

when manny hits a single or gets a base on balls,
every one in the stadium must rise from their seat and applaud him
while chanting:

"PIMP IT! PIMP IT! PIMP IT!"

thanks!

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From:	number02fan	5/6/2004 12:05 pm
To:	bronxbombersgirl1	(19 of 496)

75786.19 in reply to 75786.16

Sometimes Damon should just keep his mouth closed. LOL

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From:	lenmons	5/6/2004 12:05 pm
To:	iceman4618	(20 of 496)

75786.20 in reply to 75786.17

that's a fine idea! now youre catching on!

manny simply deserves better!

why?

because he's YOUNG MANNY! that's why!

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